What I’m Wearing
* Burberry shorty trench
* Forever 21 leopard print turtleneck T …last seen here {it’s ancient though}
* Dark gray woven Marc by Marc Jacobs shorts …stolen out of the husband’s closet {cinched and cuffed up}
* Asos boyfriend belt
* Gold D&G watch, Big brass hoop earrings {not sure where these are from}
* American Apparel thigh high socks in taupe {pushed down}
* Kelsi Dagger ‘Eva 1’ lace up Ankle Boots ….find them Here in my color – taupe
* Tom Ford cat eye sunglasses
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Title: lyrics from Pat Benetar’s “We Belong”
{note the lime green gloves & close-ups of cinched paper-bag waists, lol}
On Friday morning after getting dressed in this outfit for work, I walked into the living room where the husband was and this conversation ensued . . .
Me: Hey baby?
Him: Yeah?
Me: How’s the sock situation? Is it too much?
Him: No, they don’t bother me.
Me: Okay good …do you recognize the shorts? {heh heh}
Him: Those high waisted, huge, ugly shorts? Horrible.
Me: They’re yours. . . . and they’re not that high waisted
Him: HUH!??!
Me: They are YOURS.
Me: They’re your Marc Jacobs shorts {smiling}
Him: HOW ARE YOU WEARING MY SHORTS!?!? {I mean, almost mad about it, lol}
Me: Cinched up with this belt!
Him: *shaking his head in disbelief*
Me: So you think the shorts are worse than the socks then?
Him: uh YEAH!
apologies if you follow me on twitter & have already heard a bit of this story