What I’m Wearing
Dress: Forever 21
I must admit I am in a poo mood today. First of all, I don’t know about you but the older I get the more important regular bowel movements become …and I have been constipated for THREE DAYS NOW …I know, TMI but ….I’m so over it…. This should explain the dress. I call this my fat dress. I bought it in 2007 after my ovarian cyst surgery and wore it to almost every event that summer because it hid my bloated belly which took longer to heal than expected. So, it’s a good dress to have for days like today when my stomach looks about 4 months pregnant.
Secondly, I went to the drug store to grab a list worth of stuff, the two most important being some new Dove shampoo and conditioner and Voluminous mascara. Yesterday I realized I bought TWO CONDITIONERS and no shampoo …and this morning I realized I forgot the mascara completely. grrrrrr.
Third of all, my face is totally broken out and I keep forgetting to wash my brushes. Which leaves me with a huge dilemma: if you use Bare Minerals, you’ll understand this …when you wash your brushes, they are too clean to distribute any make-up …and when your face is broken out, you need the coverage …but then it just makes it worse because the brushes are dirty!! …grrrrr.
And lastly, my boss has me driving all over town looking for an earbud for his cellphone which does not exist. I made a stop at Bed Bath and Beyond and realized at the checkout counter than I left all my coupons in the car …the car that was parked over at Staples so I could look for an earbud that does not exist. I don’t know why but that shit will ruin my day! It’s the ONLY place I will use coupons and if I’m going to go through the trouble of not only saving them but bringing them with me I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND if I forget them. Sure I would have only saved about $25 but still THAT’S NOT THE POINT …grrrrrr.
I was so upset by the time I left the house this morning I slammed our front door so hard it shook the entire building. Yes, I am a child.
Please excuse my rant and shitty photos today. …but thank you for listening …lol.