After two days of crazy, I finally finished my mom’s bouquet on Saturday morning. It was supposed to be professionally done, but on such late notice, the flower shop couldn’t get the flowers I wanted. So I watched this video and got a few tips. It turned out beautiful but I was afraid she wasn’t …
Good Vibrations
When we watched “What The Bleep” for the first, okay, 100 times, we were most taken by the Japanese scientist (or author?) Masaru Emoto who claims that positive and/or negative words or thoughts affected water and is said to absorb, hold, and even retransmit human feelings and emotions. We were intrigued, to say the least, …
This is how I know I’m a dorkTop 10 TV Shows
1. Project Runway (season’s over. boo) 2. Rock of Love 3. Ghost Hunters 4. South Park 5. Scrubs (new season starts tonight) 6. NatGeo: Human Footprint (Sunday. excited) 7. The Hills 8. The Daily Show/Colbert Report 9. The Family Guy (I can’t even believe this makes the list)10. a LAKER game trumps any of the …
Warning: This is Awesome
These two brothers raised a lion from a baby at home in London. When it got too big they released it to an animal preserve in Africa. A year later they returned to try and find it to see how it was doing. They were told by authorities and the wildlife people the lion would …
I may be teetering on a bad mood
but seriously, a woman putting her make-up on in the car in front of me THE ENTIRE DRIVE TO WORK, makes me want to RAM my mother’s 93 paint-peeling green Subaru with a Harley sticker on the back, right into the woman’s back bumper, driving that mascara wand directly into her eye ball. …and no, …
Why not?
“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were and ask, why not?” – Robert Kennedy
Monday, ugh
Everyone has a friend at work, right? Mine is Janelle. I would quit the day she quits if she were ever to quit – I wouldn’t stay a day longer. I’m 99% sure she would do the same. However, we have a really great job and we know it so we won’t ever quit. It’s …
Alison’s NC Slaw
I never eat coleslaw. gross. But Alison’s “slaw” is something different and so amazing that I could not stop eating it. mmmm. I’m not sure she wants me to divulge her secret recipe but lemme just say it’s a little carrots, a lot o’cabbage, some mayo, mustard, pepper, salt, and apple cider vinegar AND IT’S …
Put on your Hammer pants & Break it Down, Mom!
Yesterday afternoon my mom and I had our second great conversation in a row. I kept insisting that she had to “break it down” and instead of listening to me, she kept laughing and thinking about MC Hammer. To which I replied “Put on your Hammer Pants and Break it down, mom”. Hopefully, she’ll think …
Madonna & Me
Pep and I spent over an hour yesterday discussing the new Madonna (Justin/Timberland) song 4 Minutes to Save the World. We decided that while it’s good (and super-fun to dance to) it doesn’t seem very Madonna-ish. We also agreed that while she usually is a trend-setter and a leader in most categories, this time it …
The Victor
If you think you are beaten, you are.If you think you dare not, you don’t.If you like to win but think you can’t,It’s almost a cinch you won’t.If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost.For out in the world we findSuccess begins with a fellow’s will.It’s all in the state of mind.If you think you are …
LeBron + Gisele + Vogue = Racist?
LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen are on the cover of the April 2008 issue of Vogue and somehow it’s stirring up racial controversy. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Seriously folks, WHAT THE FUCK? I watch basketball. Actually, I’m a big fan of LeBron James – I would say he’s my second favorite …