but seriously, a woman putting her make-up on in the car in front of me THE ENTIRE DRIVE TO WORK, makes me want to RAM my mother’s 93 paint-peeling green Subaru with a Harley sticker on the back, right into the woman’s back bumper, driving that mascara wand directly into her eye ball. …and no, …
Why not?
“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were and ask, why not?” – Robert Kennedy
Monday, ugh
Everyone has a friend at work, right? Mine is Janelle. I would quit the day she quits if she were ever to quit – I wouldn’t stay a day longer. I’m 99% sure she would do the same. However, we have a really great job and we know it so we won’t ever quit. It’s …
Alison’s NC Slaw
I never eat coleslaw. gross. But Alison’s “slaw” is something different and so amazing that I could not stop eating it. mmmm. I’m not sure she wants me to divulge her secret recipe but lemme just say it’s a little carrots, a lot o’cabbage, some mayo, mustard, pepper, salt, and apple cider vinegar AND IT’S …
Put on your Hammer pants & Break it Down, Mom!
Yesterday afternoon my mom and I had our second great conversation in a row. I kept insisting that she had to “break it down” and instead of listening to me, she kept laughing and thinking about MC Hammer. To which I replied “Put on your Hammer Pants and Break it down, mom”. Hopefully, she’ll think …
Madonna & Me
Pep and I spent over an hour yesterday discussing the new Madonna (Justin/Timberland) song 4 Minutes to Save the World. We decided that while it’s good (and super-fun to dance to) it doesn’t seem very Madonna-ish. We also agreed that while she usually is a trend-setter and a leader in most categories, this time it …
The Victor
If you think you are beaten, you are.If you think you dare not, you don’t.If you like to win but think you can’t,It’s almost a cinch you won’t.If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost.For out in the world we findSuccess begins with a fellow’s will.It’s all in the state of mind.If you think you are …
LeBron + Gisele + Vogue = Racist?
LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen are on the cover of the April 2008 issue of Vogue and somehow it’s stirring up racial controversy. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Seriously folks, WHAT THE FUCK? I watch basketball. Actually, I’m a big fan of LeBron James – I would say he’s my second favorite …
The French Bulldog
LeRoy has the worst farts known to mankind. He can and will clear a room in a moments notice. Somehow, I am the only one who can handle the stink. But sometimes it feels as though I just swallowed one. You’re welcome.
Happy Irish Day
I hate to say it but I am wearing green today. In fact, I kind of look like Peter Pan (with jeans). I can’t help it. As with most things, I blame my mother. When I was a kid, she would send me to school in a green dress with a green cardboard crown that …
Kathy Olivas prints
I work in an art gallery for an art dealer in Los Angeles as a web/graphic designer and am surrounded by art that I cannot afford. Over ten years ago I fell in love with the artist Mark Ryden but didn’t know who he was at the time. By the time I figured it out, …
Jem – They
This should be filed under February 2008 but it missed the posting wagon. Who DID make up all the rules?