The husband and I filmed a little comedic montage in our home yesterday for the FoxSports.com show Fair Game which will go live next Wednesday and I’m already nervous about it because I hate watching myself on film. Even editing my hair videos makes me cringe. But saying that, I can’t wait to see how it all comes together …while cringing. {I tweeted another shot of it here}
While we were in the middle of it, our postal worker, Rick {who is awesome}, directed a guy with an adorably HUGE French Bulldog to our house. And when we went out to talk with him realized that we not only we knew him {from the Mac store} but that his French Bulldog was not his. He was a stray who ended up at this guy’s house and while out and about looking for the dog’s owners, Rick {the mail man} directed him to our house because he knew we had a French Bulldog and thought it may be ours.
Now, let me just share an embarrassing fact with you: our dogs are 100% socially retarded. And for this reason, we mostly keep them away from other dogs. And yes, you may want to tell us that if we socialized them more it may help. But you would be wrong. Our two dogs just happen to be the biggest pervs on the planet and between the humping and sniffing and humping and sniffing and HUMPING and possible jealous-powerplay-snappage from LeRoy, it’s just not worth it.
But after standing in the heat for about 7 minutes at our front door and bringing Stray Frenchie water, I feared he would overheat and just HAD to let him in our air-conditioned house and to see if the dogs could all could get along. And they did! Meaning …Stray Frenchie was cool enough to allow our Pug {Bebop} and Frenchie {LeRoy} to sniff the shit out of him while freakishly humping him and each other whilst staying perfectly calm.
And now I want Stray Frenchie. I want him bad. For the rest of the day finishing our shoot, Stray Frenchie was really all I could think about. I was secretly going through names for him in my head and wondering what his name was. I had dreams about him even. I love him already and he’s not even ours.
And while I hope that if he has nice owners, that they come and find their precious pet, we exchanged numbers with the guy in case they don’t. And even though my husband has a rule against adopting dogs that aren’t puppies as well as strays, pound or rescue dogs {which is all I’ve ever owned until I met him actually} – and has already told me that we cannot keep the dog if his owners don’t come for him, I will offer every sexual favor I can think of to get my way. Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.
NOTE: They found the owners.
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~Mrs. Guru~
Sounds like you guys had a good weekend!
Francesca
i love ur house- so minimalistic.
xoxo,
F
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Amanda
lol at Stray Frenchie.
I think you mean: “If you live in the Sherman Oaks area and this is your dog, please DO NOT email me at lovemaegan@gmail.com” 😉
Susan
This is very nice of you. I hope you find the owner, or not 😉
Julisa
LOL @ all the dog humping going on in these pics while Stray Frenchie just lays there
Pauline
LOL you are hilarious. I hope you can keep him! It breaks my heart everytime I see a stray dog.
Patricia
awww! cute pup! and hilarious a the dogs humping and sniffing to the max.
use those womanly powers in the fight for cute furry things haha
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OHN
Aw hell….for you to keep a stray all of us readers will give your husband “favors” 🙂
(Your husband is also crazy..rescues and strays are THE BEST…they know you saved them and adore you forever!)
dressperado
Hilarious! I’m glad I wasn’t sipping my ice tea while reading this or I would have ruined my keyboard. Let us know what happens!
Katie
Aw I hope you get to keep Stray Frenchie 🙂
Stacie
HAHA! SO funny! 😀
KiKi
Holy crap, this was a funny post!! Hope you get to keep the new baby!
Style Porn
I hope your husband’s weakness for sexual favors ends up working out for this little guy. He looks like he fits right in with your furry little family!
Kari
NO man can haha! I love your honesty and willingness to share. It’s so refreshing!
Meli22
I seriously LOL’d through this entire post 😉
As for the hubby- lucky girl that you CAN get away with bribing with favors! My hubby would just roll his eyes and ignore me (quite possibly because he knows that he’ll get them anyways at some point LOL)
bananas.
“because i’m a whore”….BWAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! okay that was hilarious and genius all at once.
hope you get the dog. if not send him my way. my socially retarded dogs would love molesting that one.
J-Diggety
LOL!! Your dogs! 🙂
daer0n
Haha, I love reading your posts, they are always so fun and always tell something. No man can turn sexual favors let me tell you, not that your husband and mine are related or anything but mine can’t turn them down either not even to save his life, it’s just in men’s DNA.
That dog is soo cute! If we didn’t live in an appt and we lived closed to you I would so adopt him, and of course that if the owners didn’t claim him back. I want a dog soo bad!
I love your house by the way, it looks so chic, warm and cozy -sigh-
BrookiiBrooke
“I will offer every sexual favor I can think of to get my way. Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.” bahahahaaaaaaaaaa! this SO sounds like me! ur hilarious. i LOVE reading ur blog. i even added ur news feed to my “My Yahoo” page 🙂
hope u get to keep Stray Frenchie!
♥SarahBrooke
JKreids
Yay for blow jays!!!
That’s my favorite bargaining tool, too.
Nikki Aimee
” Because I’m a whore and there’s no way my husband can turn down sexual favor offers. It’s just not in his make up.”
Maegan! You are something else, girlfriend!!! I lmao @ that.
I ♥ you.
Jilliebeanie
We apparently have similar taste in dogs…went to the petstore on Friday to look at Bulldogs, walked out with Pug.
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Amanda
i found two stray kittens 5+ weeks ago…they’re my loves, my *babies*…
…my vote: keep Stray Frenchie. 😉
drollgirl
wah!!! he is SO CUTE! let the humping begin!!! ahahhaha! if this doggie becomes yours, i am sure there will be lots of fun to be had in your house! both for the doggies and for your husband!
will keep my fingers crossed that this has a happy ending! 😉
X
This post made me laugh until I cried. I love dogs–I have a black pug. I’d want the stray Frenchie, too! I really hope he is reunited with his owners but if that doesn’t happen I’m glad you want to take him in 😉
Anonymous
I’ll take your stray frenchie!! My frenchie is lonely!! If you still have him and you cant keep him look up the French Bulldog RescuE Network. They might even know who he belongs too….
Deborah
Oh he’s adorable! Keep him keep him!
My two pets are both rescues and we LOVE them.
Is your hubbins concerned about problems that can’t be fixed with an older adoptee?
The Owl's Closet
LOL!!! aww such a cute dog! i hope u get to keep him:)
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Anonymous
This post makes me like your husband a little bit less. Who opposes getting animals from the shelter? That’s just mean.