What I’m Wearing
* Vintage mint Ungaro peplum jacket …last seen here also seen here
* Gap white t-shirt
* J Brand “love story” bell bottom jeans …last seen here
* Vintage suede burgundy belt …worn here with jeans
* Mint & gold Velvet Angels Bottomline wedge ….which I really only seem to be able to pair with this jacket, for obvious reasons but I do occasionally wish I could get a bit more creative with one and/or the other.
* Tom Ford “Yvette” sunglasses
* Louis Vuitton speedy {30} with vintage rabbit’s foot
* Hair …a version of the messy side bun but in back with front parted down the middle. Same exact concept though 😉 {I keep wanting to redo and/or update/add new hair tutorials ….soon}
When I pulled these jeans on this morning I had to do a bit of a cowgirl dance to stuff myself into them. And honestly, if I had a bed in my dressing room I would have flopped right onto my back to zip them up! I’m pretty sure I’m at the heaviest I’ve ever been right now and each month I think well I must be pregnant …and then I get my period …and then I continue to not care about being heavier than normal …until I have to put on a bikini …and then I cry. So on my way home from the gallery when I heard Katy Perry‘s “Teenage Dream” on the radio I knew I had to use it for my title …because my jeans were so skin-tight my poor vagina was quietly screaming “help me” and I couldn’t wait to get home and rip them off.
